"For as long as I can remember, friends of mine used the names of boutique banks to refer to anything struggling or broken down: cars, clothes, electronics. I've seen a guy who himself worked at a boutique fail at picking up a girl and then bow his head in shame and say to himself: "Damn. That was so Piper Jaffray-ish of me."
If you found this funny, you should probably consider picking up lso's rather hilarious book, Damn It Feels Good To Be a Banker.
