Its when I see garbage like this that I HATE HATE HATE being in this industry.  The following has been pulled from a sales letter that is as idiotic as the idea of bailing out the auto industry with TARP money:

Are you ready to discover one of the biggest secrets in building DEEP attraction with women?

No, it's not to have good lucks, tons of money, or being famous.

As a matter of fact, it's something that will completely blow your mind once you hear it.

Are you ready for this...

Confuse them!

But before I tell you how to do it, I want you to know something personal about me.  Something guarnateed to make your jaw drop...

Uggghghhhhghghghghghghghghghgh.

I'm serious, this is exactly how the letter reads.

Its funny, but also realllly sad that someone might actually buy this.